Snakes Alive!!!!!

Ok so good news is that the snake that Adrian, my big strapping not afraid of anything except snakes, husband almost picked up wasnt a Tiger Snake after all.  After calling out reinforcements in the shape of The Snake Catcher aka Geoff we now know that it was in fact an Eastern Brown snake only the second most deadliest snake in Australia, which of course made hubby feel sooooooooo much better apparently the size of the one they saw yesterday would have enough venom to kill 120 elephants or something like that.....pfft is that all.  So after scratching all over the yard The Snake Catcher aka Geoff could not find hide nor scale of the charming critter so left Adrian with the advice.  "Mate if you see him again just calmly back up and walk away, if on the off chance he does have a go at you just run" Adrian: "Run? Run? I will become effing Phar Lap"   So now apparently I am now married to Phar Lap and I am in the market for a new storage yard......anyone got a snake free couple of acres????