3.00 am Dog starts throwing metal dog bowl around on concrete
3.05 am Get up and abuse dog and take metal bowl away
3.07 am Go back to bed
3.10 am Dog starts barking at some imaginary predator
3.15 am Baby wakes up crying
3.17 am Get up and abuse dog
3.18 am Sneak down hallway to make sure baby is asleep again.
3.25 am Go back to bed, kick little toe on @##$ blanket box AGAIN.
3.26 am Limp into bed clutching poor little pinkie toe
4.30 am Get smacked in face by husbands sudden outstreached hand
4.31 am Abuse husband and roll over
5.30 am Husband gets up complains of having no ironed shirts and gets into shower
5.35 am Ignore husband and roll over
6.00 am Baby starts yahooing and playing with Baby Tad....."If your happy and you know
clap your hands" (Note to self: Take cheery stoopid song singing toys out of cot)
6.10 am Start thinking about stupid blog
6.11 am Curse Jaala and her stupid blog obsession
6.12 am Get up head to bathroom for shower before facing the masses.
6.13 am Unmentionable......
6.14 am Get undressed close eyes and step on scales.......woo hoo lost 2kgs do a little naked
happy dance (not a good look...sorry for the horrible image now burned into your
soul). Its gonna be a good day.
6.16 am Jump in the shower wash hair run nit comb through.......just in case....no nits
and again with the naked happy dance ( image is already there so live with it)
6.30 am Husband comes in hurrying me up baby is up he has to go leaves bedroom door
open....Hello world.....now everyone has the naked image burned into their souls.
6.31 am Abuse husband for leaving door open.
6.45am Wake Adam up
6.46 am Wake Jemma up
6.50 am Change baby....curse husbands anti nappy changing crusade.
6.55 am Wake Jemma up
7.00 am Send baby in to wake Jemma up
7.05 am Go get baby and console Jemma after baby has smacked Jemma in the face with a
shoe
7.10 am Make baby breakfast
7.15 am Yell at Jemma to get up
7.20 am Yell at Jemma to get up and throw uniform at Jemma
7.25 am Adam yells at me to get Jemma up
7.26 am Adam yells at Jemma to get up
7.32 am Yell at Jemma to get up
7.40 am Jemma finally gets up
Get Laicee out of bathroom and close door
7.41 am Ask Jemma what she wants for breakfast
Get Laicee out of Adams room and close door
7.42 am Ask Jemma what she wants for breakfast
Get Laicee out of toilet Get shoe out of toilet and close door
7.43 am Ask Jemma what she wants for breakfast
Get Laicee out of cupboard under sink
Take cleaning product off Laicee (Keep polishing that award KT)
7.44 am Just make Jemma Cheese Toast for breakfast
7.46 am Make more cheese toast after Laicee stole Jemmas cheese toast
7.50 am Yell at Jemma to eat breakfast
7.55 am Organise lunches
8.01 am Yell at Jemma to eat breakfast
8.02 am Adam yells at Jemma to eat breakfast
8.05 am Remove Laicees cheese toast from my handbag, the Wii and the screen door.
8.10 am Adam asks "Can we go"
8.11 am Adam yells at Jemma to hurry up
8.12 am Yell at Jemma to brush her teeth
8.13 am Yell at Jemma to brush her teeth and put her shoes on.
Get Laicee out of Adams room and close the door AGAIN....make a mental note to
vaccuum up fishfood that Laicee has spilt all over Adams floor.
8.14 am Get Laicee out of toilet AGAIN
Get teatowel out of toilet
8.15 am Tell Jemma we are leaving, grab keys and handbag, get Laicee out of Jemmas
room......make mental note to clean up Honey Wheats that Laicee has spilt on
Jemmas floor.
8.16 am Yell at Jemma that we are leaving NOW
8.17 am Put shoes on, take shoe off, remove cheese toast from shoe, put shoe back on.
Go out to car, walk through dinosaur size spider web, do spider dance while looking
for dinosaur spider, assure baby that mummy's screaming and flailing around is ok.
Put baby in car, yell at Jemma that we are leaving.
Jemma comes out closes door
Ask Jemma where school bag is
Jemma shrugs and gets into car......Are you getting that Jemma is having one of
"Those" mornings
Turn car off get keys open door get Jemmas school bag, close door go back to car
8.20 am Finally leave the house..................
Drop Adam at school
Driving Jemma to school, shocked that she knows all the words to "She sounds like
sex on the radio" (Why do they insist on playing those songs right at school run
time) Turn radio down, get abused by Jemma as that is her "Favourite Song"
Jemma huffs and turns to stare angrily out the window, Jemma screams as
Laicee grabs a handful of ponytail and refuses to let go. Laicee screams as Jemma
claims back her ponytail amongst screaming at Laicee for pulling it.
Drop Jemma at school big kiss "Bye darling have a great day I love you"
Jemma grunts at me
Laicee gives Jemma kiss and waves happily.
Jemma gets out of car, Laicee screams when she realises Jemma is actually gone
8.45 am Arrive home access the damage from Cyclone Laicee Lou
Fish food in Adams room, Honey Wheats in Jemmas room, sultana trail from
kitchen to lounge room, several pairs of Jemmas knickers on the floor (damn her
knicker obsession).
Assess damage to the rest of the house...I swear I cleaned it yesterday
Kitchen is a bomb, breakfast dishes, toast crumbs, general crap everywhere.
Every teatowel pulled out of the draw....thanks Laicee
All the cushions of the lounges are on the floor (Why that happens constantly I
dont know), Laicees bottle upside down on the lounge mmmmm milk soaked lounge
cushions, toilet water soaked shoe in hallway (I was sure I put that in Laundry),
toilet water soaked teatowel in laundry. Every bed unmade, wet towels on the floor
in the bathroom and the bedrooms, dirty clothes dropped anywhere and
everywhere, dirty washing to be washed, clean washing to be folded, various food
stuffs on the floor and everywhere else........sigh
9.00 am Decide I need have a coffee first before I get started on Operation Clean House....
9.01 am In Laws arrive unannounced.................................................
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